Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE
made a good first impression you cultured sex thing
if anybody’s wondering, i’m now best friends with both of them and they introduce me to people as ‘the one in the bra that i told you about’
Find Out How Snooki’s Son Is Celebrating His Second Birthday
Nicole Polizzi and Jionni LaValle’s son Lorenzo is celebrating his second birthday!
ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
Has Abby lost weight? It kind of looks like it from recent pics.